Stop, Drop and Roll...Tape!
I remember "I am Joe's Heart," and several sex-ed films in school. And there was the footage of a live birth we were all forced to watch in health class. Every educational film I can remember watching had three things in common: a deep-voiced narrator, sleep-inducing pacing, and lousy plot development/acting/directing. Somehow, though, it never occurred to me to write a review. Patt Morrison did. She was sentenced to nearly six hours of DMV instructional movies after getting a speeding ticket. Here's just a taste of the review...
The film, "TakeHome Traffic School," is an oldie. Not a classic oldie like "Gone With the Wind" or "The Godfather." Just an oldie, which is all too obvious from the 1990s pleated pants worn by Paula Zahn in a cameo appearance and the dated information about how a blood alcohol level of .1% makes you legally drunk -- in California, it's .08%, which got dropped into "THTS" in a short, corrective clip. (Lindsay Lohan should do a cameo to make the point; more people would see that performance than her latest movie.)
You can read the whole thing here.
I realize "lousy" is a pretty lousy review, and I bet you can do better. You must have seen one of these educational films at some point... Send us your review.
1:59 PM ET | 08-13-2007 | permalink




