Songs for Robert (R.) Kelly

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R. Kelly heads into the courthouse in May.

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The R.Kelly trial enters closing arguments today — we'll get a rundown from Time.com reporter Steven Gray again. I thought I'd honor the defendant's musical career by composing a mini mixtape, to guide you through what is expected of the lawyers on both sides.
Side A, the Defense
1) It Wasn't Me, by Shaggy
The "mole defense" might be abandoned, but Kelly's lawyers are likely to hammer away at the quality of the tape. Apparently it's pretty bad (and gross).
2) The Wrong Girl, by Belle & Sebastian
The alleged victim, who is now a woman, not a girl — 23 — didn't testify during the trial, but did deny her involvement before a grand jury back in 2002.
3) Bad Woman, performed by Arctic Monkeys, a great cover of a song by Pat Farrell & The Believers.
Lisa Van Allen is the only witness to have first-hand knowledge of Kelly's relationship with the thirteen year old. R. Kelly's lawyers have argued that she's a liar, and a blackmailer.
Side B, the Prosecution.
1)"Got to Be Real" by Cheryl Lynn.
The prosecution has argued — using not one, but two video experts — that it would take years to manufacture the sex tape at the heart of the child pornography charge.
2) "I Know You Better Than You Think", by, yes, Air Supply.
Even though the alleged victim has denied that she is in that sex tape (and didn't testify) three former junior high friends identified her for the jury.
3) "This Photograph Is Proof" - by Taking Back Sunday.
Pictures of the alleged victim and stills from the tape show that the subjects in both photographs looked very similar.
If you have questions, or song suggestions, post them here. (Please, no "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman" posts. They're in bad taste, y'all, as Miss Britney herself would say.)

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what they did to r-keely and how they tryed to get him for something he aint do is wrong as hell!

Sent by Samantha Day | 2:21 PM | 7-2-2008

In the video it is obvious that an older man is taking advantage of and having sex with a young GIRL (statutory rape). Males and females everywhere should be outraged at the treatment of that child but instead we get all defensive when anyone suggests that OUR favorite celebrity may have committed a crime. Celebrities are not gods, they are human and some human beings choose to take advantage of/harm other people. And when they do or are suspected of doing so, they should go to trial. We would want the same if someone sexually assaulted our daughter, sister, mother, loved one, or friend. I really like this response to the R Kelly trial...http://www.seeingblack.com/article_467.shtml

Sent by Ma'at Crook | 2:13 PM | 8-23-2008