Over on Unlikely Words, blogger Aaron Cohen has created a "Jersey Shore Nickname Generator."
Put in your first and last names, pick your gender, et voila! — you'll fit right in with J-WOWW, DJ PAULY D, and Snooki, cast members from MTV's controversial new series.
I tried it out with the BOTN crew:
Barrie Hardymon is "The Opportunity."
Sarah Handel is "The Princess of Paramus."
Scott Cameron is "Tan Jovi."
John Asante is "The Deltoid."
And yours truly? Just call me "The Body."