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Danica Patrick at Kentucky Speedway on June 28, 2013 in Sparta, Kentucky.
Danica Patrick at Kentucky Speedway on June 28, 2013 in Sparta, Kentucky. Chris Trotman/Getty Images
"Plenty of people
Say bad things about me. I
See it on Twitter."
— NASCAR driver Danica Patrick responding to criticism, according to UPI.
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