Though the local sheriff has said he's convinced the "balloon boy'' story was a hoax, his investigators and local prosecutors haven't yet met to talk about what — if any — charges to file against parent Richard and Mayumi Heene, The Coloradoan reports.

It's possible the authorities might not get together this week, the newspaper adds, based on what it's been told by Larimer County (Colo.) District Attorney spokeswoman Linda Jensen.

So, despite what many Two-Way readers seem to wish, it looks like the story will be around for a while.

Reminder: Richard Heene has said several times that there was no hoax — that the family did think six-year-old Falcon was flying high over Colorado last Thursday. And the family's attorney makes the always-important point that you're innocent until proven guilty.

Need a chuckle? Here's the "silvery suprise guest" from this week's Saturday Night Live: