Elizabeth Edwards: The Sexiest Woman in Politics
Elizabeth Edwards
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I'm sorry, but chick fights are sexy.
If you don't think so, you're either an uptight woman or a lying man. And if you're offended thus far, then please just jump on back to the "cancer guy" blog. Ladies throwing down is just plain hot, and that's true whether they're drunk and tussling on the Vegas Strip or if they're doing some verbal mud wrestling in the media. And the woman least afraid to get her li'l dukes up, and therefore currently the sexiest in politics, is Elizabeth Edwards.
Ms. Edwards originally landed on my politically hot-meter after giving it to Ann Coulter. The slap-fest starting after Coulter questioned -- among other things -- John Edwards' sexuality. Which I find interesting 'cause I'm never sure myself if Coulter is pre-op or post-op.
Anyway...
There was Liz on MSNBC's Hardball doing one of those WWE surprise smackdowns. Doing her version of: "You do not come into my house and mess with my man!"
And maybe you figured that was a one-time stunt for the cameras. That Coulter's an easy, obvious target for John to pass off to the Mrs. to deal with.
Then comes the latest cat scratching from Liz: digging her Grrrl claws deep into Hillary Clinton, a woman who's also proved she knows her way around a cage match. And this one you gotta love: Liz impinges Hillary's womanliness by claiming her husband's more in touch with the female electorate than the female candidate. That Hillary is just not as vocal a women's advocate as John is. In fact, in an interview with Salon.com, Elizabeth is quoted as saying Sen. Clinton is "just not as vocal a women's advocate as ... John is."
Me-Ow!
Now, Elizabeth offers up scant evidence that Hillary is truly out of touch with women or "women's issues." But that first swipe makes me wanna grab a beer, kick back and wait for these ladies to rip each other's intellectual shirts off.
The real loser in all this is, of course, John Edwards. His wife picking fights for him makes him look like an even bigger bee-yatch than that eight-minute primp-vid of his that was viraling around the Web.
But, hey, keep it up, Elizabeth. You're making the pro forma Clinton coronation worth watching.
Now, bring on Mrs. Thompson!
3:55 PM ET | 07-18-2007 | permalink


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