by Wait Wait Staff


Video has no audio. Please just imagine "Rock You Like A Hurricane" is playing.

By Ian Chillag

Not much news happens in the world of ketchup. Ketchup doesn't make speeches, there aren't Ketchupbaggers throwing Ketchup Party Conventions, and at the time we're writing this, no ketchup dispenser has come forward to admit involvement with Tiger Woods. That's why Heinz'z
move away from the traditional ketchup packet to a more bucketlike format is getting so much buzz.

For me, this won't make much difference, as my preferred French fry accompaniment, mayonnaise, remains in packets (get on it, Hellman's!). But I do respect the design. You?

P.S. Spellcheck disagrees that "Ketchupbaggers" is a word but has no problem with "Heinz'z."