by Ian Chillag

Some sad news to report here: the great sport of "Cheese Rolling," in which competitors chase a 7 pound wheel of cheese down a steep hill and try not to die, is no more. Too many spectators, and too many broken bones — not hard to believe when you watch the video above. It looks like people are released from gravity, then reintroduced to it very suddenly.

I hereby call for Cheese Rolling to be reinstated. Where else can you get a dislocated shoulder and delicious cheese in one go?