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See that? That's science.
Every year around this time, Popular Science releases a list of the Ten Worst Jobs in Science. I didn't know there were such jobs as Sneeze Modeler, Dung Curator, and Oceanic-Snot Diver, but I wholeheartedly agree with their inclusion. I think I would really enjoy being a Bad Dance Observer, though, at least for a little while.
Full list & slideshow here.