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Public Service Announcement: Have You Seen This Bird?

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Suspect Sketch/West Palm Beach Police Department

A very scary, crazy bird has been terrorizing the good people of West Palm Beach, Florida, dive-bombing pedestrians as they innocently jog or walk their dogs. This has nearly a dozen people terrified. Luckily, police have enlisted the help of locals to develop this composite sketch. So we're calling on you, American Citizens, to help identify the culprit.

Some clues:

  • The bird has wings.
  • The bird has a beak.
  • The bird has two eyes.
  • The bird may have trouble staying in the sky due to disproportionate wing-to-body ratio.

We think it sounds suspiciously like Big Bird, but what do you think?

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