Did you watch the Suns-Lakers game last night? Great game. During the commercial break, did you have a conversation like my girlfriend Nora and I did?
Ian: Hey, awesome, Hanes commercial with Michael Jordan. I love Hanes, and Michael Jordan.
Nora: Hey, does Michael Jordan have a Hitler moustache?
Ian: Oh, Nora, don't be silly. Of course not. He couldn't—
[leans in to television].
Ian: Yes. Yes he does.
Because I love Michael Jordan, I'm going to try to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one, and figure this is just his way of getting back at Hanes for making him do that ad with Charlie Sheen.
But if the rest of the NBA follows Jordan the way they did with the long shorts back in the day, basketball is about to get really weird.