by Ian Chillag

A meat seller poses for a photo at a mar
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The National Pork Board, which is something that exists, will soon do away with its treasured slogan "Pork: The Other White Meat." Pork doesn't really need to advertise, because it tastes like pork, but they're still looking for a new slogan. We're working on it here.

  • Doug: "Porque."
  • Peter: "Pigs: Secretly, They Enjoy Being Eaten."
  • Ian: "Pork: It takes a licking, and also a chewing and a swallowing."
  • Eva: "Pigs: Inventors of Bacon."

What's yours?

 

Tags: the other white meat, pork, advertising