Carl Kasell: America's Next Top Model, or something.
If I could, I'd vote for Carl for President, Super Bowl MVP, America's Next Top Model, and Great American Pasttime. For now, though, he's just nominated for the Radio Hall of Fame. You can help vote him in here. I don't know much about the Radio Hall of Fame, but it puzzles me that such a thing could exist and not already have inducted Carl. Maybe I'm biased, but I would have built the thing around him.