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Everywhere, Human Arms Are Rejoicing

The Arm Sleeper's Pillow
Via Hammacher Schlemmer

Until now, all you Arm Sleepers have been forced to rely on your bodies to adjust during the night to prevent your arms from going all tingly and numb. But now, thanks to the "Arm Sleeper's Pillow" by Hammacher Schlemmer, you can arm sleep comfortably through the night.

This amazing invention works because it comes with a built-in arm channel, allowing you to sleep with your arm in its preferred position without bearing the crushing weight of your head.* ** ***

*At $99.95, this is not good news for cash-poor arm-sleepers.

** The Arm Sleeper's Pillow also works as an arm trap and so is not recommended for Arm Sleepers who are also Tosser Turners.

*** In the picture above, imagine that's not his arm. Creepy, right?

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