Rod

The Autobiography

by Rod Stewart

Rod

Hardcover, 394 pages, Crown Archetype, List Price: $27 | purchase

close

Purchase Featured Books

  • Rod
  • The Autobiography
  • Rod Stewart

Book Summary

A personal portrait by the legendary singer recounts his life on and off the stage, from his humble British roots and riotous years on tour, to his three marriages and decades as a solo performer.

Read an excerpt of this book

NPR stories about Rod

Note: Book excerpts are provided by the publisher and may contain language some find offensive.

Excerpt: Rod: The Autobiography

Introduction

In which the high-flying hero of our story gets goosed.

We call it "doing a runner," and it's the best way on earth to beat the traffic after a show. At the end of the last encore, drenched with sweat, I make my final bow to the whooping, applauding crowd, then jog from the stage — and keep on jogging, into the wings, where someone drapes a towel around me as I pass. In the hall, the lights stay down and the crowd continues to call for a third encore. But I'm off down the fluorescent-lit backstage corridors, where the air is suddenly cool after the heat of the stage, and out through the service doors at the back of the arena, into a waiting car, the noise of the clapping and stamping receding behind me, until the clunk of the limo door seals it out completely and the car sweeps me away.

Away, on this one night in particular, in July 1995, to an airstrip near Gothenburg, and a waiting private plane. A change of clothes is ready for me in the limo and I wriggle into them as we drive. Behind me, 30,000 hollering Swedish fans. Ahead of me, a short flight to London, in the company of a few members of my team who were also primed to "do a runner" at the show's end. The Spanner in the Works tour kicked off in June and is scheduled to run until May the following year, but there is a window in the schedule and I'm heading home.

And this is always the moment, with my feet outstretched as the plane picks up speed and lifts off the runway, when I finally relax, allow the adrenaline of the previous two hours to settle, enjoy the prospect of a night in my own bed, and anticipate the meal that the cabin crew will soon prepare, the glass of cold white wine that will go with it, and the satisfaction at the end of a day's work.

Except that this time ...

Thump!

"What the hell was that?"

We are hardly into our ascent when there is an almighty wallop on the left-hand side.

"Was that the wing?"

The plane banks sharply, then gradually levels. "What's happening?"

Startled rigid in my seat, I look around the cabin at the faces of the people with me, seeking comfort. Next to me, my great mate Alan Sewell — solid, dependable Big Al, a secondhand car dealer by trade and a gentleman of ample proportions, often mistaken for a bodyguard at my side — has turned white and is about to begin shaking like jelly.

Opposite, Annie Challis, part of my manager's team, gives me a reassuring look and says, "I'm certain it's nothing, darling." But that reassuring look seems to be costing her some effort, which kind of removes the reassurance from it.

Meanwhile, near Annie sits my beloved and all-knowing manager, Arnold Stiefel, engrossed in the latest issue of Architectural Digest. As he continues to turn the pages, Arnold alone seems unperturbed, although I notice he is sniffing the air rather quizzically. Seconds later he blithely declares, "It smells just like Thanksgiving."

It's true. A strangely wholesome smell of roasting fowl has begun to pervade the cabin. Odd time to start heating up my meal, surely.

No time to worry about that. The pilot speaks to us from the deck. We're going back to the airport. He sounds relaxed enough. But they always do, don't they? That's what they're paid for.

The minutes that follow, in which the plane haltingly turns and readies itself to descend, hang heavily. Big Al continues to tremble. Annie continues to look unreassuringly reassuring. Arnold has discarded both his magazine and his confident demeanor and is intensely studying the in-case-of-emergency laminated card, as if in preparation.

Now, in a flood of cold fear, I begin to wonder: Is this it? Is this where my number finally comes up? True, my life has been a full one — more spectacular and privileged and colorful than I would have dared even dream, with adventures and wealth and love beyond my share — but even so, is this how it all ends: in the arms of Big Al, in a field in Sweden?

Through the window of the plunging plane, I notice that the run- way has been covered in foam and the perimeter of the airfield is alive with the blinking lights of emergency vehicles.

But I somehow keep it together. I rein it in and remain calm and in control. If it must be, then so it must be. "It's all right," I say, in a quiet voice. Then, slightly louder, "It's all right." Then in a kind of half-shout,

"It's all right!" Then, finally, in a shrill and rising scream, "It's all right!"

It was all right. A bird strike, apparently. One unlucky member of a passing flock of geese, sucked into the engine. The bird was ruined, and so, too, was the engine. Good thing the plane had another one and was able to land. It wouldn't have been the first time in my long and distinguished career that I had handed the tabloids a gift- wrapped headline: "Rod Cooks His Goose."

And luck within luck. After we had driven back to the hotel where the band were staying, and joined them in the bar for several stiff drinks and some dramatic reenactments of the incident, I learned that, only the previous day, our pilot had attended a refresher course on controlling a plane in the event of an engine loss.

Kind of sums up my life, really. An awful lot of the way, it's been a long, luxury aircraft ride. But just occasionally the plane flies into a goose.

And somehow, every time it does, I get lucky and live to tell the tale.

From Rod: The Autobiography by Rod Stewart. Copyright 2012 by Rod Stewart. Excerpted by permission of Crown Archetype.

Reviews From The NPR Community

 

Please keep your community civil. All comments must follow the NPR.org Community rules and Terms of Use. NPR reserves the right to use the comments we receive, in whole or in part, and to use the commenter's name and location, in any medium. See also the Terms of Use, Privacy Policy and Community FAQ.

Support comes from: