Ethan Burgess and alleged celebrity Bethenny Frankel (The Real Housewives Of New York City were among the competitors on the first night of Skating With The Stars. Adam Taylor/ABC hide caption

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Bristol Palin may not have made it to the Dancing With The Stars finals based on her dancing, but she's certainly not alone there. Adam Larkey/ABC hide caption

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NPR's Medal Of Fear, awarded by Stephen Colbert, has finally come home. It shows a man running with scissors -- TWO pairs of scissors! -- and the inscription at the bottom says, "CAVE NE CADMIUM SIT," meaning, "Warning: cadmium may be present." Mito Habe-Evans/NPR hide caption

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Steven Tyler, Ryan Seacrest, Jennifer Lopez and Randy Jackson will be back for the new season of American Idol, featuring ... challenges! Michael Becker/Fox hide caption

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Singer Patti Smith performs during Theatre Within's 30th Annual John Lennon Tribute Concert Benefitting the Playing For Change Foundation at the Beacon Theatre on November 12, 2010 in New York, City. Last night, she read from her book Just Kids, which is nominated for a National Book Award. Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images North America hide caption

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