HOST: Peter Segal
OFFICIAL JUDGE AND SCOREKEEPER: Carl Kasell
NOT MY JOB GUEST: Graham Norton, host of BBC's "So Graham Norton"
This Week's Panelists:
Sue Ellicott, writer and journalist
Mo Rocca, and host of Court TV's Smoking Gun
P.J. O Rourke, humorist and writer for the Atlantic Monthly
Who's Carl This Time?
The check with too many zeros; dadgum that RIAA; a Wait Wait... tribute to a man in black.
» Music Cue: "Understand Your Man"
Artist: Johnny Cash
CD Title: Johnny Cash's Greatest Hits Volume 1
The man who just refused to fly coach; a vacation on which the train ran on time; a new vacation spot... just watch out for the cruise missiles; Dennis Kucinich's leafy new slogan.
» Music Cue: "Popeye the Sailor"
CD Title: Toon Tunes
"I had a dream" three stories of people who's dreams were dashed.
» Music Cue: "A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes"
Artist: Ilene Woods
Composer: David, Hoffman, Livingston
CD Title: Classic Disney Vol.
Label: Buena Vista Pictures
Not My Job!
Graham Norton, the host of BBC America's So Graham Norton, plays a game called, "GET OFF MY PLANE," three questions about the history of Air Force One, the presidential plane.
A man can't be extradited from himself.
» Music Cue: "I am a Rock"
Artist: Simon & Garfunkel
Composer: Paul Simon
CD Title: The Best of Simon and Garfunkel
Label: Sony Music
Who's Carl Round II
The worst revolutionary leader of all time; nine people who we don't want to hear singing; if this was your offspring, you wouldn't want to be called its father either.
» Music Cue: "Father Figure"
Artist: George Michael
Composer: George Michael
CD Title: Faith
Label: Sony Music
Listener Limerick Challenge
Those talented black holes, the action figure with no action; America's cats and dogs are reflecting their owners even more than before.
» Music Cue: "Fat Cat Keeps Getting Fatter"
Artist: Squirrel Nut Zippers
CD Title: Perennial Favorites
All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.
Since the Democratic candidates were asked what their favorite songs were in a debate, the panel predicts what their real faves are.
Take the quiz