Fred Thompson, Republican presidential contender
GOP contender Fred Thompson continues to be hit with the accusation that he isn't campaigning hard enough.
Commentators have described him as "running like a dry creek" and said that following Thompson's presidential effort "is like watching a big bear stand up and try to dance on ice."
Which we think deserves a Fred Thompson Natural Phenomenon Metaphor contest. Guest host Mike Pesca kicks it off with this beauty:
"The Thompson campaign has all the momentum of a frozen brontosaurus."
People, I'm holding out for better.