Ever what we got out of this mess, it'd better last until Monday:
Stephen Colbert not so presidential/ Orphans from Darfur were neither/ Britney's producers deserve big props/Hillary Clinton is a victim, or a gender card, or something/Luke's not into that waterboarding thing/ Diplomats not into that Baghdad embassy thing/ You can walk to work in five-inch heels; change to sixes when you get there/ Ear wax is the new popcorn
Real leaders know to always wipe their earwax on their pants.
Sent by Will G | 5:02 PM | 11-2-2007
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