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Oscars Caption Contest

BPP Oscar Caption Contest: Cameron Diaz, Jessica Alba

Not touching this one: We here at the BPP aren't making jokes about Cameron Diaz and Jessica Alba. Frazer Harrison, Getty Images hide caption

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Winning Caption: "Would you mind standing next to me all evening?" — Tony Wolf

Runners Up:

"No, really! It's held up with duct tape!" — Michelle Doty

"Oh my gosh you must love getting to eat food....I mean, oh, I mean congratulations!" — M.E.