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BPP Oscar Caption Contest: What's Seacrest Up To?

We're Scared to Ask: But we're asking anyway: What's Ryan Seacrest doing to/with/for Amy Ryan in this picture? Amy Sancetta, AP hide caption

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Amy Sancetta, AP

Winning Caption: Ryan Seacrest Goes on Assignment for BPP to Record Armpit Noises. — Andy Carvin, NPR

Runners Up:

Seacrest (knocked) out. — Dave in Brighton

No, no!!! I bruise like a peach. — Chuck S.