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Quite The Quit Memo

If you haven't read mortgage broker Christopher Jared Warren's quit memo, start now.

Warren was the managing broker of Triadunanum Financial. He sounds sorry about the catastrophe. But he's also looking for his next gig, which he gets to after seven pages of analyzing what went wrong. Verbatim:

I am the man for the job, Chris Warren, have the management experience, the banking experience, and could assist in the oversight of the most major transformation of mortgage regulation without changing one guideline and still completely eliminate mortgage fraud and restore confidence in the American dream and the securities that that very dream provides for investors.