Broody heroes? We've been down this road before, and the scenery ain't always pretty.
So Warner Brothers has decided it needs to clean the slate and reboot the Superman film franchise.
Okay, I get that. Sorta.
I mean, yes, sure, Superman Returns got too mired in sticky-sweet nostalgia for the '70s Richard Donner film.
But it banked over $200 million in U.S. theaters, and that's not counting sales of DVDs and Superman Returns Limited Edition Four Cheese Pasta Roni. This is a flop?
Here's the bit I really don't get, though: Now that The Dark Knight has become the highest-grossing film of the year, Warner Pictures President Jeff Robinov says he wants his next pack of superhero movies to be bathed in the same brooding tone. He sees exploring the evil side to characters as the key to unlocking some of Warner Bros.' DC properties.
"We're going to try to go dark to the extent that the characters allow it," Robinov says. That goes for the company's Superman franchise as well.
Hoo boy. Hey, moviegoing public? We comic book geeks have something to tell you, because we've been down this road before.
It was called the '90s. And, trust us, it doesn't end well.
Why you should fear the super-mullet, after the jump.
The year is 1986. Ronald Reagan is President. A musical group called Motörhead has the nation up on its feet and boppin' to a brand new beat.