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Twenty Villains Arnold Schwarzenegger Should Fight In 'The Governator'

Austrian-American, actor and former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, next to a promotion for his new project, The Governator. Lionel Cironneau/AP hide caption

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Austrian-American, actor and former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, next to a promotion for his new project, The Governator.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced that his upcoming comic/cartoon project, The Governator, will eventually be made into games and a movie, too. (Movies, plural, right? I mean, we assume so.) This project is going to require a lot of supervillains, and since not everyone can battle Circus-Face, we have come up with a list of candidates appropriate for Schwarzenegger to take on. Feel free to add your own.

1. Red Tape

2. Wastoid

3. Partisan (a/k/a "The Hack")

4. The Conference Committee (a team)

5. The Balanced Bludgeon

6. Override

7. The Pencil Pusher (weapon: giant pencil)

8. Gridlock

9. Apathy and Cynicism (a duo)

10. Dis N. Franchise

11. Absolute Power

12. The Last Faction Hero

13. Proposition Infinity

14. Arbitrary and Capricious (gorgeous twins)

15. The Log-Roller

16. The Sacramento Bee (yellow and black coat; giant stinger)

17. Conan The Parliamentarian

18. Greenhouse Gas

19. Girlie-Man

20. Alexis de Chokeville