Tuesday night marked the return of America's Got Talent, one of summer's most erratic sources of actual entertainment.
There were singers, there was a magician, and there was a guy who tried to do some kind of a stunt thing with a horse while Cee-Lo Green's "[Forget] You" played, but he fell off a lot until they made him stop.
But what was good was this parrot right here. I don't know if America's actually got talent or not, but I nominate this parrot to represent us in the next International Talent-Having Olympics.
Well done, parrot.