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Don't Judge Royal Attractiveness Based On These (Creepy) Will And Kate Dolls

Dolls modelled on Britain's Prince William and Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge on their wedding day. Ben Stansall/AFP/Getty Images hide caption

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Dolls modelled on Britain's Prince William and Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge on their wedding day.

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I really don't understand what's going on with these dolls.

Close-up of Prince William doll.
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Doesn't Prince William look ... not very smart? Isn't there a sort of ... I mean, doesn't it look like the next words out of his mouth are going to be "uh" and "duh"?

Close-up of Duchess of Cambridge doll.
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And why does Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge look so ... panicky? She looks like she's saying, "TAKE THE PHOTO! TAKE IT! A BEAR TRAP IS CLAMPED AROUND MY ANKLE!"?

These are attractive people. They really are. I've seen them. Their dolls, priced at $159.95 for the set, do not really do them justice. Shades of their commemorative coins, which ... didn't, either.

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