Thursday is random day. At least it is today, on this blog. So here are some random and useless — and in some cases downright preposterous — inventions that LIFE has curated from its archives. There are plenty more where these came from, including but certainly not limited to a curved gun barrel and a cigarette umbrella. Happy almost-Friday!
Afraid your baby's not getting enough fresh air? Simply place it in a wiry basket precariously dangled from your high-rise apartment window. A nanny "supervises" a baby in a tenement building, 1937.
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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. Would you like to smoke a cigarette in this romantic holder built for two?Image circa 1955
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What ever happened to illuminated tires? And more importantly, what compelled this woman to adjust her stockings awkwardly in front of an illuminated tire?
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To prevent her makeup from running and her hair from getting wet, an actress demonstrates the "new" shower hood, which probably had the effect of steaming her makeup right off.
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Thanks to Hollywood inventor Joe Gilpin, you can now surf fully clothed!
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Inventor Hugo Gernsback demonstrates "TV Glasses" for television on the go. Take that, iPhone.
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