*This is not an ideological endorsement of Christopher Hitchens, so much as an admission that I LOVE TO LISTEN TO HIM TALK. He's a one man show of intellectual superiority. Also, I am not actually stalking him. Don't know where he lives, frankly.
**Dear NPR: I've never done this.
***Tubcat is not my boyfriend. But he's very popular.
****Seriously, the BEST ICE CREAM PRODUCT I'VE EVER HAD.