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Steroid Smackdown: So Awkward

Steroid Smackdown: So Awkward

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Today, Congress was the center of some of the most riveting testimony I've ever heard. (Yes, you read "Congress" and "riveting" in the same sentence). Testimony on the Mitchell report was pretty exciting. Yankees (ptuh) pitcher Roger Clemens and his former trainer Brian McNamee sat in the same room, and looked at the cameras and several other illustrious folks in the eye. One of them lied. And one of them told the truth. We just don't know which one did which.

I listened to hours of the testimony, and I swear it was like the best reality show ever. Between lengthy discussions of Clemens' buttocks, his wife's swimsuit photo preparation, McNamee's creepy professions of "love for the game," and awesome Congressional explosions ("Gee whiz, are you kidding me!?!" (Rep. Dan Burton)), the radio was pretty spicy. Tune in to hear the juiciest (no pun intended) cuts and commentary.