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Jersey Shore Nickname Generator

Over on Unlikely Words, blogger Aaron Cohen has created a "Jersey Shore Nickname Generator."

Put in your first and last names, pick your gender, et voila! — you'll fit right in with J-WOWW, DJ PAULY D, and Snooki, cast members from MTV's controversial new series.

I tried it out with the BOTN crew:

Barrie Hardymon is "The Opportunity."

Sarah Handel is "The Princess of Paramus."

Scott Cameron is "Tan Jovi."

John Asante is "The Deltoid."

And yours truly? Just call me "The Body."