A 'Ballerina-Like' Alien : Wait Wait ... Don't Tell Me! Today's best headline, on what aliens will be wearing when they enslave us.
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A 'Ballerina-Like' Alien

So as to not confuse this one with the many, non-tutu-wearing aliens wandering about Winchester. From the UK's Metro hide caption

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From the UK's Metro

This headline, while excellent, leaves out a few things. One, the alien was also wearing ballet slippers. Two, it walked like a penguin. Three, it was spotted by a town councillor. He says he regrets not having the courage to talk to her.