Suspect Sketch/West Palm Beach Police Department
A very scary, crazy bird has been terrorizing the good people of West Palm Beach, Florida, dive-bombing pedestrians as they innocently jog or walk their dogs. This has nearly a dozen people terrified. Luckily, police have enlisted the help of locals to develop this composite sketch. So we're calling on you, American Citizens, to help identify the culprit.
- The bird may have trouble staying in the sky due to disproportionate wing-to-body ratio.
We think it sounds suspiciously like Big Bird, but what do you think?