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Name That Crime: Snooki Edition!

Snooki's mug shot.
Police Mug Shot

Thanks to the whistleblowers at Snookileaks, we've obtained this mug shot of a young woman arrested for disorderly conduct in New Jersey this weekend. Guess just how her conduct was disorderly and you win pride, joy, and a mention in this weekend's credits.

[Yes, you could Google it, but as usual at Wait, Wait, we prefer outlandish, made-up stuff to the truth.]