Sometimes, it seems like you're doing one, non-criminal thing, when in fact you're doing something else entirely. Such is the alleged story of this guy. Tell us the tale of this man appearing to walk the straight and narrow, but in the process walking the curvy and wide, and you're the winner.
Best guess gets a mention in this week's credits. As always, we prefer outlandish, made-up stuff to the Googled truth. Good luck!
[UPDATE: Winner announced this weekend!]