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Oscars 2012: The 84th Academy Awards

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- Looks like Lindsay Lohan's leftovers.

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- Brad Pitt warns paparazzi not to take a photo of his wife's third leg.

Actor Nick Nolte arrives on the red carpet for the 84th Annual Academy Awards on February 26, 2012 in Hollywood, California. AFP PHOTO Joe KLAMAR (Photo credit should read JOE KLAMAR/AFP/Getty Images)
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- Thanks, Nick Nolte, for driving the bus that brought all the nominees here!

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- I loved Bjork's swan dress that one time, but she's really outdone herself this year!

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- Apparently the Von Trapp family sought refuge in the Playboy Mansion.

HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Actress Emma Stone arrives at the 84th Annual Academy Awards held at the Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2012 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
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- Emma Stone, dressed like a Lexus on Christmas.

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- The bottom says "prom," the top says "I just won the Masters."

Jonah Hill
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- Nominees who don't win get this Sad Jonah Hill figurine instead. Everybody goes home happy!

- He's clearly dressed for the In Memoriam segment.

Wim Wenders
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- Enough, Wim Wenders! Let the muggles have tonight!

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- This dress is also available in 4-Lane for wider actors.

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- Is George Clooney's date made from the same stuff as the Oscar statues?

- Clooney needs to wind her every 15 minutes.

Rose Byrne
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- Rose Byrne: it's The Bridesmatrix! For the record, that's a joke about how she looks like she's in The Matrix, not the fact that she looks like a dominatrix.

Oscar statues, behind the scenes.
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- Oscar's secret is revealed! Gold Spanx.

- Yes, he's wearing Best Supporting Support Hose.

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