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Mindless Arcade Friday: Zombie Love

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What: i saw her standing there

A classic tale of Romeo-and-Juliet-style forbidden love: boy loves girl, girl loves boy, but boy can't have girl because girl is zombie. Every time boy tries to give girl hug, girl eats boy's brains. We've all been there.

Boy comes up with solution: put girl in cage, where he can admire her from afar but still live out normal lifespan. Everyone is happy, except girl, who's getting very hungry. Play on to find out what happens in the end!

Gamplay: Left/Right arrows to move, space bar to shoot zombie gun, fat fingers to lose game.

Takeaway Lesson: Don't actually put your girlfriend in a cage.