For college grads all over the country, receiving their diploma can feel a lot like one of those trips to Starbucks where customers' names get mangled. iStockphoto hide caption toggle caption iStockphoto Code Switch Ah, Commencement. Caps, Gowns And Mispronounced Names May 20, 2014 It's commencement. You are responsible for calling hundreds of students, one by one, to the stage. Every parent is anxiously waiting for you to pronounce his kid's name — correctly. What do you do?