August 18, 2006 Barry Gordemer was a professional magician for 15 years. He says that if people knew how he did most of my tricks, they would be thoroughly unimpressed. The real magic, he says, lies in the audience's desire to believe.
May 19, 2006 Try this at home. Take your favorite DVD, hold it up to your nose and give it a big sniff. Now take that DVD, seal it in a can of meat, bury it in some old socks, place it in a suitcase and see if you can still smell it. Come on, it's not that hard. In fact, a couple of lovely ladies, Flo and Lucky, can find the discs every time. Flo and Lucky are black Labradors and they're being used in Britain to sniff out bootlegged or counterfeit DVDs...
April 24, 2006 A few cappuccinos or a ticket out of poverty: What would you buy with $62.50 a month?
April 13, 2006 Here's a great deal on some top-secret information... barely been used. It was only read by my grandmother on Sundays. Yours for 40 bucks.
April 13, 2006 Cover your mouth and wash you hands before and after reading this blog.
April 13, 2006 Wanted: Beauty queen. Must be lovely, intelligent and have a safe place to hide.
April 13, 2006 Static, distortion and an air raid siren. Now, that's my kind of music.
April 10, 2006 Victims of Hurricane Rita say they're not feeling the love.
April 7, 2006 It's a monster with huge teeth... and a fluffy tail. A mutant rabbit hops off the screen and attacks innocent veggies in northern England.
April 6, 2006 Lie around all day, eat, sleep, have wild sex. Ahhh, the life of a mole-rat.