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iPhone Roasted by 'The Onion'

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iPhone Roasted by 'The Onion'

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iPhone Roasted by 'The Onion'

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That iPhone? Among the handful of reviewers who got an advance look: The Onion. The satirical paper says that the iPhone has among its list of highly anticipated features: Nano-techonology that allows it to reassemble itself when thrown against the wall. It takes Polaroids. It reproduces through asexual budding. The paper also reported that Steve Jobs is working on a second-generation iPhone, making this one ridiculously outdated already.

RENEE MONTAGNE, host:

Good morning, I'm Renee Montagne.

Okay, that iPhone? Among the handful of reviewers who got an advance look: The Onion. It's list of highly anticipated features: Nanotechnology allows the iPhone to reassemble itself when thrown against the wall; it takes Polaroids; it reproduces through asexual budding. The satirical paper has also reported Steve Jobs is working on a second-generation iPhone, making this one already ridiculously outdated.

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