All N.J. Race Needed Was 'Take My Wife, Please'
RENEE MONTAGNE, host:
Good morning. I'm Renee Montagne.
Either your wife knows everything, or she just doesn't know. That was the question on a New Jersey racetrack this week, when announcer Larry Collmus called a race that included two horses with conflicting names, going head to head to the finish lines.
Ms. LARRY COLLMUS (Racing announcer): Ms. LARRY COLLMUS (Racing announcer): My Wife Knows Everything, The Wife Doesn't Know, My Wife Knows Everything, more than The Wife Doesn't Know.
MONTAGNE: Just in case you missed it, My Wife Knows Everything won.
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