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Drunken Wisconsin Man Loses Pants, Money

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Mark Stahnke went out drinking at a Wisconsin bar. The next thing he knew, he woke up in a neighbor's yard without any pants. The missing pants contained a cashier's check for $41,000. A neighbor's dog found the pants, and the neighbor returned the check.

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Good morning. I'm Steve Inskeep.

If you missed the news over the holiday, oh, you missed the story of Mark Stahnke, who went out drinking and left a Wisconsin bar, and the next thing he knew, he woke up in a neighbor's yard without any pants. It could happen to you. The missing pants contained a cashier's check for $41,000. He spent anxious days before a neighbor finally tracked him down through police. The neighbor's dog had found the pants, and the neighbor returned the check.

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