NPR logo
Commentary: If Elected, No Flying Toothbrush Monkeys
  • Download
  • <iframe src="https://www.npr.org/player/embed/1591727/1591728" width="100%" height="290" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" title="NPR embedded audio player">
Commentary: If Elected, No Flying Toothbrush Monkeys

Commentary: If Elected, No Flying Toothbrush Monkeys

Commentary: If Elected, No Flying Toothbrush Monkeys
  • Download
  • <iframe src="https://www.npr.org/player/embed/1591727/1591728" width="100%" height="290" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" title="NPR embedded audio player">

We hear a recorded message from Washington, D.C. presidential primary candidate Vermin Supreme, who is campaigning on a platform of mandatory toothbrushing laws. He promises that if elected, a breed of flying monkeys, disguised as "tooth fairies," will not be created to enforce the laws.

Comments

 

Please keep your community civil. All comments must follow the NPR.org Community rules and terms of use, and will be moderated prior to posting. NPR reserves the right to use the comments we receive, in whole or in part, and to use the commenter's name and location, in any medium. See also the Terms of Use, Privacy Policy and Community FAQ.