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Paris Hilton arrives at the premiere of The Hottie and The Nottie.
This week, Metro film critic Daniel Holloway reviews Fool's Gold, In Bruges and The Band's Visit.
When it comes to Paris Hilton's The Hottie and the Nottie, however, Holloway says he's a conscientious objector.
Exposed to an audio clip of it by accident, Holloway says, "I feel so dirty."
On our blog, an open thread: Anyone Up for Paris Hilton's movie?