PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now, panel, how will the U.S. distinguish itself? Maz Jobrani.
MAZ JOBRANI: We will finally reform our immigration laws and allow only fat Mexicans to come in, regaining our status as number one fattest place in the world.
SAGAL: Amy Dickinson.
AMY DICKINSON: We still have a lot to be proud of because we still lead the world in periodontal disease.
SAGAL: Awesome. And Paula Poundstone.
PAULA POUNDSTONE: We're no longer number one in obesity, but don't you worry, we'll get it back.
CARL KASELL ANNOUNCER: Well, if the United States does any of those things, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!
SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kasell. It's so wonderful to have you back with us. Carl Kasell, better than ever.
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SAGAL: Thanks also to Paula Poundstone, Amy Dickinson, Maz Jobrani. Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal and we will see you next week.
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