PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now, panel, what will Vladimir Putin write a column about next? P.J. O'Rourke.
P.J. O'ROURKE: Twerking.
SAGAL: I love to twerk.
SAGAL: Faith Salie.
FAITH SALIE: The next op-ed will be called God created us equal, but I'm the equalist. Have you seen me shirtless, shooting darts at whales while balancing on a rubber boat?
SAGAL: And Mo Rocca.
MO ROCCA: It'll be an advice column on how and where to best hide your chemical weapons.
CARL KASELL ANNOUNCER: Well, if Putin writes about any of that, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT, WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!
SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kasell. Thanks also to P.J. O'Rourke, Faith Salie, and Mo Rocca. Thanks to all of you for listening. We're grateful for your time.
SAGAL: I am Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.
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