PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now, panel, what will Vladimir Putin write a column about next? P.J. O'Rourke.
P.J. O'ROURKE: Twerking.
SAGAL: I love to twerk.
SAGAL: Faith Salie.
FAITH SALIE: The next op-ed will be called God created us equal, but I'm the equalist. Have you seen me shirtless, shooting darts at whales while balancing on a rubber boat?
SAGAL: And Mo Rocca.
MO ROCCA: It'll be an advice column on how and where to best hide your chemical weapons.
CARL KASELL ANNOUNCER: Well, if Putin writes about any of that, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT, WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!
SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kasell. Thanks also to P.J. O'Rourke, Faith Salie, and Mo Rocca. Thanks to all of you for listening. We're grateful for your time.
SAGAL: I am Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week.
(SOUNDBITE OF MUSIC)
SAGAL: This is NPR.
NPR transcripts are created on a rush deadline by a contractor for NPR, and accuracy and availability may vary. This text may not be in its final form and may be updated or revised in the future. Please be aware that the authoritative record of NPR's programming is the audio.