PETER SAGAL, HOST:
Now, panel, what'll be done with the new island off Pakistan? Brian Babylon.
BRIAN BABYLON: All right. They're going to create a new island, call it Kardashia. It's an island where you exile all the Kardashians.
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SAGAL: Kyrie O'Connor.
KYRIE O'CONNOR: They're going to open a theme park of extreme earth events, which'll be great until the day the earth swallows up the island again.
SAGAL: And Tom Bodett.
TOM BODETT: It'll be claimed by Japan as a piece that fell off Fukushima two years ago during their earthquake.
CARL KASELL: And, if any of that happens, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!
SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kasell. Thanks also to Brian Babylon, Kyrie O'Connor, and Tom Bodett. Thanks to Renee, everybody at Visit Baton Rouge. Thanks to the staffa and crew at the Baton Rouge River Center. Thanks to Latricia Houston, Barbara Clark and everybody at WRKF. Thanks to all of you for listening.
SAGAL: I'm Peter Sagal. We'll see you next week back home in Chicago.
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