Guess The Newsmaker
PETER SAGAL, HOST:
All right, panelists. It is now time to bring back a game from very long ago.
PAULA POUNDSTONE: Monopoly?
SAGAL: It's a game from this show and we call it...
CARL KASELL: ...Guess the News Maker.
SAGAL: So it's time to welcome to our show one Ricardo Baca. Ricardo, welcome to WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!
RICARDO BACA: Hey, thanks a lot.
SAGAL: Now, panelists, Mr. Baca here, Ricardo, has a new job. As far as we know he is the first person to hold this job anywhere ever. Your job, guess what that job is. You'll each get a chance to ask a yes or no question. The first panelist to guess who it is wins a point. Paula, ask your question.
POUNDSTONE: Hi, Mr. Baca. Does it involve computers?
MAZ JOBRANI: Do you have to go to an office every day?
SAGAL: No. So he's out in the field, OK? Faith.
FAITH SALIE: Ricardo, are you dealing with a formerly illegal substance?
SAGAL: Yes, he is dealing with a formerly illegal substance.
SAGAL: What could it be? Now it moves on to Paula.
POUNDSTONE: How was that an intuitive guess?
POUNDSTONE: There's absolutely nothing that was said that led to such a guess.
JOBRANI: Are you like an FBI profiler or something?
POUNDSTONE: All right, Mr. Baca. Have you had relations with Faith Salie?
POUNDSTONE: All right. So he's out in the field. Are you a pot harvester?
BACA: I am not.
SAGAL: I'm going to throw you guys a hint. Mr. Baca's calling us from his home in Colorado.
POUNDSTONE: Oh, mountains.
JOBRANI: Well, the weed thing was a good place to go.
POUNDSTONE: Yeah - no, mountains were forbidden a while ago.
SAGAL: Paula asked if he was a pot harvester.
JOBRANI: Oh. A pot reviewer?
SAGAL: But you are awfully close. What we're going to do is we're going to say Maz got it because although Mr. Baca is not a pot reviewer, they'll be working for him because Mr. Baca is the first ever pot editor for the Denver Post...
SAGAL: ...as far as we know. So the point goes to Maz. Ricardo, so you are - you're going to be in charge of the new section, I think it's online for the Denver Post, that will cover the new legal marijuana market in Colorado.
BACA: It is, yeah, we're creating a blog out here covering the culture of cannabis.
SAGAL: The culture of cannabis. How did you get this job? How do you apply to be the pot editor?
BACA: Exactly right. Well, I started a music festival for the paper and then I started a music blog. And both of those things have done fairly well. So I think they thought of me when this position came up.
SAGAL: They went down to your music festival, they took a whiff. They're like, this is the guy.
SAGAL: We're assuming pot editors must be constantly paranoid they're going to get fired.
BACA: Well, I do work for a newspaper.
SAGAL: That's true.
SAGAL: So you're going to be hiring marijuana critics, right?
BACA: I am, yeah. I'm in the process of getting some reports back from them. I assign them each a strain or an edible or a soda and I'm starting to get those back.
POUNDSTONE: What do you mean, or a soda?
BACA: Oh, the market is huge. You can get pot infused olive oil and sodas. It's crazy, they have everything.
SAGAL: Don't' the qualities that would make you a great pot critic make you a horrible employee?
SAGAL: It's like, yes, well, I sit around and I smoke pot all day. That's great, we can't hire you.
BACA: Well, one person gave me an actual resume for their work history and then also a pot resume for their history in terms of when they smoked it in Switzerland and when they first came across it and...
SAGAL: Wow. I'm assuming that as the pot editor you're going to have to be, you know, partaking yourself to do your job correctly, right?
BACA: You know, I don't necessarily need to but...
POUNDSTONE: Oh, go ahead.
SAGAL: It's legal.
SALIE: Are you going to have deadlines?
BACA: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, many, many deadlines.
POUNDSTONE: Yeah, how's that going to work?
SAGAL: Well, Ricardo Baca, we're delighted to talk to you. Good luck in your new job.
SAGAL: Ricardo Baca is the new online pot editor for the Denver Post. Thank you so much for being with us.
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