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'Morning Edition' Returns: So Bad, It's Good

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'Morning Edition' Returns: So Bad, It's Good

'Morning Edition' Returns: So Bad, It's Good

'Morning Edition' Returns: So Bad, It's Good

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Dave Zobel of California has won the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. To win, he wrote the worst possible start to a novel: "She resolved to end the love affair with Ramon tonight... summarily, like Martha Stewart ripping the sand vein out of a shrimp's tail..."