Saying Farewell to Jeeves and Other Corporate Mascots

The Internet search engine AskJeeves.com is retiring its cartoon mascot, Jeeves the butler. Jeeves will have plenty of company at the corporate mascot retirement home, where other advertising staples rest in obsolescence.

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RENEE MONTAGNE, host:

And now a farewell to a friend. Jeeves is being retired. He's the impeccably well-dressed butler and symbol of the Internet search engine Ask Jeeves. Owners of the site say they no longer want to be identified with a balding, chubby cartoon character. Jeeves will be taking up residence at the home for retired corporate mascots, where he'll have lots of company.

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SPEEDY: (Singing) Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is.

MONTAGNE: Jeeves can now hang out with Speedy, the animated boy who calmed upset stomachs for Alka-Seltzer. There's also the politically incorrect Frito Bandito.

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FRITO BANDITO: (Singing) Ay, yi, yi, yi, I am the Frito Bandito. Wee-hee!

MONTAGNE: Jeeves can also knock back a few cold ones with some retired frogs.

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Frog Number #1: Bud...

Frog Number #2: ...weis...

Frog Number #3: ...er.

MONTAGNE: Jeeves will have plenty of other former pitchmen and pitch critters to talk about old times with. The Taco Bell Chihuahua, toilet paper squeezer Mr. Whipple...

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Mr. WHIPPLE: Please, don't squeeze the Charmin.

MONTAGNE: ...beer spokesdog Spuds Mackenzie and pet food personality Morris the Cat. We with them all a happy and commercial-free retirement.

And this is MORNING EDITION from commercial-free NPR News. I'm Renee Montagne.

STEVE INSKEEP (Host): And I'm Steve Inskeep.

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